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He was not a man of many words, but of carefully chosen ones. One night I sat on his lap in his chair by the woodstove, sobbing.

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I don’t really know how to say this …” He inclines his head dramatically at a spot mid-way down the bed, right about where his ass had been parked most of the night.

In MY bed.” I close both eyes and cover my gaping mouth with both hands. Oh my God.” I drop down to a crouch, fall over onto the floor accidentally and stay there. A million particles of cosmic riffraff dance in the first rays of morning sunshine creeping their way through my bedroom blinds. I curl up in the fetal position and press my thumb and middle finger to my throbbing temples. In the bathroom, my pee comes so hard and for so long I start to make coughing noises in case he’s listening, then I pop a couple of Excedrin and open my mouth directly under the running sink faucet. In the mirror, I see a woman I would not want to wake up to so I quickly run my hands through my hair, use my pinky to wipe off the half of the smudged eyeliner that screams “batshitcrazy” and brush my teeth. Even half asleep, seeing it makes me afraid to breathe in. I move my thick tongue around like a cow chewing cud. In my bare feet, I sashay back to the bedroom with a smile on my face. ” “Ummmmm,” he says, leaning awkwardly on his left hip, his legs slung towards the edge of the bed. If you take being pissed on as a sign, I mean.” “I find that is usually what it means.” Gabe moves to the corner of the bed and starts taking the sheets off. “It would appear that he’s not cool with your presence in my bed. Steve is a 50-something married man who's been around the block.

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