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Luke Wilson A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. Monica Piper Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.

Melanie White What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

These funny dating quotes are for most everyone – whether you are going to your first date or have been through several relationships.

Madonna with child – a painting of an unknown artist. While looking at her face it seemed like her legs were crooked. Analgin – a very reliable medicine against pregnancy. If you can’t find a girlfriend, that probably means that someone found two of them…

How to use – squeeze between your legs and don’t let go.

If everyday experience hasn't convinced you of this, there's research that will.

Martha Beck In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn't encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what's best in my life, so if you're dating someone who doesn't want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn't be dating them.

Veronica Roth I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution.

No matter how your dates turn out, reading funny dating quotes can always keep your grounded and feel light-hearted.

The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.

Jerry Seinfeld Date Night–It’s cheaper than marriage counseling.

Our friendship suddenly turned into me being pregnant. If you asked a girl for a dance and she said yes: don’t look so happy – first you will still have to dance.

I’m ashamed for yesterday, but don’t remember for what… If a guy does the same – it means he likes her legs.

We enjoy being with someone when we have an easy time communicating or when we have a lot to talk about.

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