Shrek movie dialogue dating game princesses

Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?

While they're not looking we can make a run for it.

- [Shrek & Fiona laugh] Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona?

Finally, the Shrek 2 script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz.

This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Shrek 2. [man's voice] Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night.

I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss... [horse whinnies] It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragon's keep.

[crows caw] For he was the bravest, and most handsome... And it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse.

Wave of my magic wand Your troubles will soon be gone With a flick of the wrist and just a flash You'll land a prince with a ton of cash A high-priced dress made by mice no less Some crystal glass pumps And no more stress Your worries will vanish, your soul will cleanse Confide in your very own furniture friends We'll help you set a new fashion trend - I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great - The kind of girl a prince would date! Nip and tuck, here and there To land that prince with the perfect hair Stop! Thank you very much, Fairy Godmother, but I really don't need all this.

" A sporty carriage to ride in style, Sexy man boy chauffeur, Kyle Banish your blemishes, tooth decay, Cellulite thighs will fade away And oh, what the hey! ' Nip and tuck, here and there to land that prince with the perfect hair Lipstick liners, shadows blush To get that prince with the sexy tush Lucky day, hunk buffet You and your prince take a roll in the hay You can spoon on the moon With the prince to the tune Don't be drab, you'll be fab Your prince will have rock-hard abs Cheese souffl, Valentine's Day Have some chicken fricassee! It's going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on. Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me We are definitely not in the swamp anymore. Well, I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it Hey, everyone, look. Do you think it might be nice if somebody asked me what I wanted? I don't think I was going to get Daddy's blessing, even if I did want it. Maybe I'll see y'all Sunday for a barbecue or something.

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